If you can see this, 

you should either Glow or Plunder

Can't you hear can't you hear that thunder?

That's the last time I eat a burrito from the business school.

(I say, do you speaka my language?  

Fine, don't laugh; you're SO grown up.) 

We can dance, we can dance; everybody look at your pants.

I just laughed so hard I almost chundered.  

EDIT FOR SHW:  The highlights are Australia's eczema.  

For...I too know that tragedy that is atopically itchy dry spots.