I defy you to find a better Kevin Costner Watery exchange.  

 

Robin of Locksley: Do you yield?
Little John: I can't bloody swim!
Robin of Locksley: Do you yield?
Little John: Yes!!!
Robin of Locksley: Good. Now put your feet down.

 
As a pedestrian, I hate the "yield to pedestrians" sign because drivers don't actually pay attention to it and it gives an
"obviously false security" feeling.  And I know I'm worth ~50 points.
 
Bah.   And I don't know how one would fix it.  It's failure by design.
(There's a brand new one between home and the bus-stop.)