And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. They were a king and a god in the worlds they knew, but now they come to civilization merely captives - a show to gratify your curiosity.
Ladies and gentlemen, look at
... how can I not be filled with love!
So...speaking of love...and monsters and small screens, long long ago on a webpage far far away there was a contest...and I entered this contest, as one is wont to do, twice--once before I felt the need to be serious and once when I felt the... T-Rex-like need to...crush all others. And I did. And it was good.
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