I am Chewbacca! I am a wookie!
I fight the empire! I fix the robots!
You want a piece of Chewbacca?
Preemptive FAQ:
Where's his bowcaster?
Laziness precluded its inclusion
What's that approaching shadow?
Sernpidal's moon.
Where's Falcon going/why isn't Chewbacca on it?
I'll tell you when you're older.
Sure, Wookies don't live on Endor, but don't ewoks live there?
Tsst! Only one may make that error.

