At around F-0300 I was so frustrated by my inability to get good signal that I contemplated doctoring data.
(Contemplated might be too strong of a word.)
Methinks I'd never be able to fool anyone*.
Figure 1.
Above: Not Data. Inset: Also Not Data.
This has been a public service message.
It turns out I was running with the wrong polarity.
I realized an hour later. (It's an instrument I'm not used to using.)
I know this is wrong, it's a problem, I'm dealing...
You know who would not make this mistake?
all my tubes and wires
and careful notes
and antiquated notions...
*Not even on the foolingest day of the year.
Not even with an electrified fooling machine**.
**Well...maybe with an electrified fooling machine,
but not with an Etch-A-Sketch.

