*True story*
I was doodling on the flight back to the West Coast and suddenly noticed I was sitting next to Samuel L. Jackson. I know! He asked to borrow my skymall catalog...which was really his, however, I had been the first one to the seats and stolen the middle seat's magazines (because one should truly know better than to take the middle seat and I'm kind of a jerk). You snooze, you lose! Even if you are awesome!
Anyhow, that's when he noticed my etch-a-sketch.
That is, of course, when he yelled:
(cover your eyes, preadolescent types!)
Get these monkeyfudging snakes
off this monkeyfudging plane!
(and shook it before informing me that,
from then on, crazy was on the bus.)
SHOCKING, I KNOW!
So, at that point I said "you wanna be startin' somethin'? You got to be startin' somethin'!" to Mr. Jackson and he giggled profusely.
We then compared notes about the best songs of the 80's.
No one was about to start anything. It was a good trip home.